Stress management

A lecturer, when explaining stress management to an audience, raised a glass of water and 

asked,  "How heavy is this glass of water?” Answers called out ranged from 20g to 500g.

The lecturer replied,

“The absolute weight doesn’t matter. It depends on how long you try to hold it. If I hold it for a minute, that’s not a problem. If I hold it for an hour, I’ll have an ache in my right arm. If I hold it for a day, you’ll have to call an ambulance.”

“In each case, it’s the same weight, but the longer I hold it, the heavier it becomes.” He continued,

“And that’s the way it is with stress management. If we carry our burdens all the time, sooner or later, as the burden becomes increasingly heavy, we won’t be able to carry on.”

“As with the glass of water, you have to put it down for a while and rest before holding it again. When we’re refreshed, we can carry on with the burden.”

“So, before you return home tonight, put the burden of work down. Don’t carry it home. You can pick it up tomorrow.”

“Whatever burdens you’re carrying now, let them down for a moment if you can. Relax; pick them up later after you’ve rested.”

Breaking News!

Mr. Bill Gates has resigned from his job as the chairman of Microsoft!
[after recieving a letter from Santa the great]
Santa's letter to Bill Gates:-
Sir, I have some questions to ask....
1] The keyboard alphabets are not in order, when will you release the corrected version?
2]There is START button but nothing called STOP
3]We learnt MS word. When will you release MS sentence?
4] There is recycle bin, no rescooter bin. Why?
5]Finally 1 personal question. Why is your name gates, though you sell windows?

Man Smart Woman Smarter

Barbara Walters, an American Journalist, did a story on gender roles in Kabul, Afghanistan, several years before the Afghan conflict. 

 

She noted that women customarily walked five paces behind their husbands. She recently returned to Kabul and observed that women still walk behind their husbands.

Despite the overthrow of the oppressive Taliban regime, the women now seem to, and are happy to, maintain the old custom.

Ms. Walters approached one of the Afghani women and asked, ‘Why do you now seem happy with an old custom that you once tried so desperately to change?’

The woman looked Ms. Walters straight in the eyes, and without hesitation said, ‘Land Mines.’

Ha Ha Ha !!!

Santa:-Which is the oldest animal in the world?
Banta:- Zebra
Bant:- How?
Santa:-Because it is still black and white.

Friendship

Friendship is like relation between hand and eyes. When hand is injured, eyes cry and when eyes cry, hand is always there to wipe the tears.

Trust

What is trust?
Trust should be like the feelings of a one year old baby. When you throw her in the air, she laughs because she knows you will catch her!