Thursday, December 31, 2009
Wednesday, December 23, 2009
Monday, December 21, 2009
joke
ha ha ha
Going Bananas--The wonders of Banana
about bananas. He said the expression "going bananas" is from the
effects of bananas on the brain. Read on:
Never, put your banana in the refrigerator! !!
This is interesting.
After reading this, you'll never look at a banana in the same way again.
Bananas contain three natural sugars - sucrose, fructose and glucose
combined with fiber. A banana gives an instant, sustained and
substantial boost of energy.
Research has proven that just two bananas provide enough energy for a
strenuous 90-minute workout. No wonder the banana is the number one
fruit with the world's leading athletes.
But energy isn't the only way a banana can help us keep fit. It can
also help overcome or prevent a substantial number of illnesses and
conditions, making it a must to add to our daily diet.
Depression: According to a recent survey undertaken by MIND amongst
people suffering from depression, many felt much better after eating a
banana. This is because bananas contain tryptophan, a type of protein
that the body converts into serotonin, known to make you relax,
improve your mood and generally make you feel happier.
PMS: Forget the pills - eat a banana. The vitamin B6 it contains
regulates blood glucose levels, which can affect your mood.
Anemia: High in iron, bananas can stimulate the production of
hemoglobin in the blood and so helps in cases of anemia.
Blood Pressure: This unique tropical fruit is extremely high in
potassium yet low in salt, making it perfect to beat blood pressure.
So much so, the US Food and Drug Administration has just allowed the
banana industry to make official claims for the fruit's ability to
reduce the risk of blood pressure and stroke.
Brain Power: 200 students at a Twickenham (Middlesex) school ( England)
breakfast, break, and lunch in a bid to boost their brain power.
Research has shown that the potassium-packed fruit can assist learning
by making pupils more alert.
Constipation: High in fiber, including bananas in the diet can help
restore normal bowel action, helping to overcome the problem without
resorting to laxatives.
Hangovers: One of the quickest ways of curing a hangover is to make a
banana milkshake, sweetened with honey. The banana calms the stomach
and, with the help of the honey, builds up depleted blood sugar
levels, while the milk soothes and re-hydrates your system.
Heartburn: Bananas have a natural antacid effect in the body, so if
you suffer from heartburn, try eating a banana for soothing relief.
Morning Sickness: Snacking on bananas between meals helps to keep
blood sugar levels up and avoid morning sickness.
Mosquito bites: Before reaching for the insect bite cream, try rubbing
the affected area with the inside of a banana skin. Many people find
it amazingly successful at reducing swelling and irritation.
Nerves: Bananas are high in B vitamins that help calm the nervous system.
Overweight and at work? Studies at the Institute of Psychology in
Austria found pressure at work leads to gorging on comfort food like
chocolate and chips. Looking at 5,000 hospital patients, researchers
found the most obese were more likely to be in high-pressure jobs. The
report concluded that, to avoid panic-induced food cravings, we need
to control our blood sugar levels by snacking on high carbohydrate
foods every two hours to keep levels steady.
Ulcers: The banana is used as the dietary food against intestinal
disorders because of its soft texture and smoothness. It is the only
raw fruit that can be eaten without distress in over-chronicler cases.
It also neutralizes over-acidity and reduces irritation by coating the
lining of the stomach.
Temperature control: Many other cultures see bananas as a "cooling"
fruit that can lower both the physical and emotional temperature of
because they contain the natural mood enhancer tryptophan.
Smoking &Tobacco Use: Bananas can also help people trying to give up
smoking.. The B6, B12 they contain, as well as the potassium and
magnesium found in them, help the body recover from the effects of
nicotine withdrawal..
Stress: Potassium is a vital mineral, which helps normalize the
heartbeat, sends oxygen to the brain and regulates your body's water
balance. When we are stressed, our metabolic rate rises, thereby
reducing our potassium levels.. These can be rebalanced with the help
of a high-potassium banana snack..
Strokes: According to research in The New England Journal of Medicine,
eating bananas as part of a regular diet can cut the risk of death by
strokes by as much as 40%!
Warts: Those keen on natural alternatives swear that if you want to
kill off a wart, take a piece of banana skin and place it on the wart,
with the yellow side out. Carefully hold the skin in place with a
plaster or surgical tape!
So, a banana really is a natural remedy for many ills. When you
compare it to an apple, it has four times the protein, twice the
carbohydrate, three times the phosphorus, five times the vitamin A and
iron, and twice the other vitamins and minerals. It is also rich in
potassium and is one of the best value foods around So maybe its time
to change that well-known phrase so that we say, "A banana a day keeps
the doctor away!"
PS: Bananas must be the reason monkeys are so happy all the time! I
will add one here; want a quick shine on our shoes?? Take the INSIDE
of the banana skin, and rub directly on the shoe...polish with dry
cloth. Amazing fruit !!!
Sunday, December 20, 2009
Friday, December 18, 2009
Thursday, December 17, 2009
Bitchology
When I stand up for those I love, they call me a bitch
When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts or do things my own way, they call me a bitch
Being a bitch means I won't compromise what's in my heart. It means I live my life MY way. It means I won't allow anyone to step on me
When I refuse to tolerate injustice and speak against it, I am defined as a bitch
The same thing happens when I take time for myself instead of being everyone's maid, or when I act a little selfish. It means I have the courage and strength to allow myself to be who I truly am and won't become anyone else's idea of what they think I "should"be
I am outspoken, opinionated and determined. I want what I want and there is nothing wrong with that
So try to stomp on me, try to douse my inner flame, and try to squash every ounce of beauty I hold within me. You won't succeed
And if that makes me a bitch, so be it. I embrace the title and am proud to bear it.
B - babe
I - In
T - Total
C - Control of
H - Herself
B = Beautiful
I = Intelligent
T = Talented
C = Charming
H = Hell of a Woman
B = Beautiful
I = Individual
T = That
C = Can
H = Handle anything
Tuesday, December 15, 2009
Thank You Lakshmi and Allbank ladies
Tuesday, December 8, 2009
Moment of happiness and sadness
It was monday evening when we got the news.....Neeru and I were crying with happiness.....
Ashok accompanied Anand saab and Singh saab to their respective bank....in the evening we have a small party in Taj. It was one of the happiest moment of our life and a historic day for Allahabad bank....
But Tuesday was tough ....we have to say good bye to Anand saab and Neeru....we were together for almost 16 years...I prey to God to grant them lots of happiness and success in their life....
Money cannot.....
Money can buy clothes not Beauty.
Money can buy medicines but not Health.
Money can buy house not Home.
Money can buy wealth but not Happiness.
Friday, December 4, 2009
celebration time
Yesterday when all the ladies of our building were in Mrs Dhawan,s house for Baibhav Laxmi Puja we got the news of Mr Dua becoming our CMd,and everyone was very happy....
We were expecting ED,s news also but it seems that we have to wait till monday.....
Today we are going for a lunch party at HHI to celebrate the occasion....but I am missing Mrs. Kamath(she is special)......
For men who would really like to know the value of a woman
"I don't understand," he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will."
Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?"
"All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say.
The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry.
Finally he put in a call to God. When God got on the phone, he asked, "God, why do women cry so easily?"
God said:"When I made the woman she had to be special.
I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet gentle enough to give comfort.
I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children.
I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and
I gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any and all circumstances, even when her child has hurt her very badly.
I gave her strength to support herfamily through thick and thin.
And finally, I gave her a tear to shed. This is hers exclusively to use whenever it is needed."
"You see my son," said God, "the beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs
The beauty of a woman must be seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart - the place where love resides."
Thursday, December 3, 2009
Hai Rani
Hi Deepa
Wednesday, December 2, 2009
Tongue Twister
wants the doctor doctoring him to doctor the way he wants or to doctor the way the doctor doctoring the doctor wants?????
Peter Piper picked aPeck of Pickled Pepper corns.
Where is the Peck of Pickled Pepper Corns which
Peter Piper picked?????
Butty bought some butter but the butter was bitter
Butty bought some better butter to make the bitter butter better
which was better than the bitter butter.
There were 4 people called Anybody, Everybody,
Somebody and Nobody. An important task was to
be done and all the 4 were asked to do the job.
Everybody thought that Somebody would do it.
Anybody could have done it but nobody did it.
Finally Everybody blamed somebody for not doing
the jobwhich could have been done by Anybody.
Monday, November 30, 2009
What a mother should teach her adult son
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Saturday, November 28, 2009
Weekend Fun : An insight into men and women's nature
1. All men are extremely busy.
2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.
3. Although they have time for women, they don’t really care for them.
4. Although they don’t really care for them, they always have one around.
5. Although they always have one around them, they always try their luck with others.
Women:
1. The most important thing for a woman is financial security.
2. Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive clothes and stuff.
3. Although they always buy expensive clothes , they never have something to wear.
4. Although they never have something to wear, they always dress beautifully.
5. Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just “an old rag”.
6. Although their clothes are always “just an old rag”, they still expect you to compliment them.
7. Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they don’t believe you
Friday, November 27, 2009
ESSENCE OF GEETHA
WHAT IS HAPPENING IS HAPPENING GOOD
WHAT WILL HAPPEN WILL DEFINITELY BE GOOD
WHAT DID YOU MISS FOR WHICH YOU WEEP?
WHAT DID YOU BRING FOR YOU TO LOSE?
DID YOU CREATE ANY THING FOR YOU TO FORFEIT?
WHATEVER YOU GOT IS FROM "HERE"
WHATEVER YOU GAVE IT IS "HERE"
TODAY WHAT IS YOURS,
YESTERDAY IT WAS NOT YOURS,
TOMORROW IT WILL BELONG TO SOMEBODY ELSE
"CHANGE" IS THE ORDER OF LIFE.
Regards,
Pushpa R Kamath
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Wednesday, November 25, 2009
Welcome Aboard Pushpa
Tuesday, November 24, 2009
hi, Pushpa here!
Regards,
Pushpa R Kamath
Friday, November 13, 2009
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
Welldone Lakshmi
Monday, November 9, 2009
Farewell to the founder Pushpa Kamat
Will try to post an article on "gender bias" which was discussed by me in the previous meeting.We meet again on the 18th.
Till then,
Cheers,
Lakshmi
Saturday, October 31, 2009
Welcome
Then what are you waiting for? Get on Board !!
Lakshmi Ramachandran